Trying Some Porn Tricks At Home

Once during sex my partner said to me: it’s a pity that you cannot do the splits, otherwise I would show you some tricks – I saw it in porn!
By the way, according to the experts, it was porn that forced the development of streaming video on the
Internet and broadband Internet itself, inventing Blu-ray technology, depilation cream and much more,
without which our life is unthinkable today. But we will not sing the odes of gratitude – we will dwell on
those myths and legends that have become stronger in the mass consciousness (especially men’s one,
because porn is mostly filmed for men), but do not really have any chances in real life.
Besides, women, willing to meet high porn standards, are doing their best. Recently in a hotel I was a
witness, actually I was eavesdropping, of moaning, coming from behind the wall, – two Russian brides
were clearly overacting in demonstration of their passion.

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In this regard, here comes my first recommendation, dear women! If you want to thank a man for the
pleasure he has given and show how good you felt, do not squeal like a lamb at the slaughter. Just
whisper gently, “Thank you, it was wonderful” or at least make something you are good at – as a token
of gratitude – for example, consommé or gazpacho.
The last one, of course, is a joke, but do not forget that porn films after the shootings are sounded by
specially hired actors – the same ones who then sound in Winnie the Pooh or Mickey Mouse. And the
actresses at the camera’s sight produce quite different sounds, especially in the presence of a director
with a megaphone and a whole team of stylists, makeupers, assistant directors and everyone who
passes by and accidentally sees the shooting.

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Last but not least, this concerns ooh-sighs during oral sex. So how can you moan with a full mouth … The
directors who are engaged in the scene are not really interested how you do it at home… So you just try
to repeat this mysterious trick over and over. And most attempts result is an unintelligible grunt, which
can turn a very passionate blowjob into an amusing comedy.
Especially if you diversify the blowjob with languid looks and hairs, scattered on the shoulders, like porn
actresses do, – which in real life are going into the mouth and do not let you do the job in every possible
way. After all, you have not combed it every two hours in the intervals between blowjobs (that is, film
scenes). Though you might have use some help from specially trained stylists, interfering and correcting
the ideal look with the help of styling aids every hour.
By the way, speaking about positions: widely spread legs (yes, I’m talking about the splits, mentioned at
the very beginning) – are again good for a spectacular picture, designed for porn viewer. In real life,
there is usually no one to admire the unfurling genitals, and it does not really feel good, especially if the
legs become numb during prolonged sexual intercourse.

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Men do not have to work hours either, pretending to be a hammer. Sex giants who are filmed in porn,
capable of keeping the rhythm for a long time, is one of the myths that entered our sex life and
somewhat spoiled it. Tenderness, attentiveness and sincere feelings – this is the key to a good sex, but
not hourly exercises, worthy of better use (for example, in the gym).
Another popular idea that came from porn was a strange fashion for total depilation – which now leaves
no chance for a single hair in intimate zones of the body. Thus, men are afraid nowadays to say that they

actually like hairy women. And shy women have to refuse sex if they know they are not prepped and
have hair there.

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Surprisingly, home video can also become a device that will allow you diversify your sexual life.
However, such practice is also have been spoiled by porn recently: just because I do not look like a porn
actress, I’m embarrassed to act in such videos – all my wrinkles and other flaws of the body immediately
pop up in in my mind and I cannot concentrate thinking that all the shortcomings will look ridiculous on
the screen.
Finally, the general advice: be vigilant and do not take everything that is shown in films at face value. Art
is art – it is created to be slightly different from life, even if it is porn. Focus on yourself, rather than
glossy, computer edited actresses – you are a real person and you do not have to meet someone’s
fictitious standards.


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